Lost Sock

A few years ago, my young son's socks kept falling off at night. He'd wake up and we would wonder how come he only had one sock on in the morning. I guess there's probably a pile of dusty socks under his bed.

One morning he walked out of the bedroom and his (barefoot) big brother said, "Hey, you just lost a sock!" My pre-schooler replied with attitude, "Hey you just lost two socks!"